Thursday, December 13, 2012

Actual Things That I Said Out Loud While Watching the First 2 Seasons of Pretty Little Liars Over a 4-Day Period

Or: the only summary of Pretty Little Liars that you'll ever need.


"This is the worst idea ever. I love it so much."

"I don't want to say I'm glad Allison is dead, but I'm glad Allison is dead."

"Oh, good, I didn't read that wrong."

"Why would you do that?"

"Who thought this was a good idea?"

"Oh my god, you're the best friends ever. You're the Super Best Friends."

"He hasn't done anything illegal! The age of consent in Pennsylvania is sixteen!"

"I never thought I'd say this, but woman, listen to your husband."

"Spencer, your family is awful."

"Seriously, Spencer, don't feel bad about that. Your family is awful."

"Holy shit, Spencer, you need to get out of that house."

"You know what? All of their parents are actually pretty good. Except Spencer's."

"Aria, what the fuck are you wearing?"

"SUPER BEST FRIENDS!!!!!" (For context, I said this outside, on the sidewalk, very loudly, and I squee-ed afterward. I was watching on my phone, and I had a moment.)

"No, no, no, you're doing the relationship angst wrong! I don't want them to break up, I just want them to constantly be put in situations where they're uncomfortably aware of how awful they are."

"I only want two things from you, show. I want Super Best Friends and the Saga of Ezra and Aria."

"I only want three things from you, show. I want Super Best Friends, the Saga of Ezra and Aria, and Caleb/Lucas bromance."

"Okay, but really I only want the first two."

"Why would you think Emily's the sweet one? Hanna is clearly the sweet one."

"See, Hanna? Emily would never have fallen for that. This is how we know you're the sweet one."

"Aw, the Super Best Friends are spreading their Super Best Friendness to other people now!"

"Punch him. Just punch him right in the face."

"Aha. So you're our new villain."

"Spencer is clearly the Veronica Mars of this unholy Veronica Mars/Vampire Diaries mash-up."

"I've stopped believing in anything, and it's all your fault, show."

"I would like to say that I called this."